December 5, 2016

Krampusnacht Bonus Story: On A Cold Winter's Night, By Amanda Bergloff

Editor's note: It's Krampusnacht, that special night when naughty children get what's coming to them from that long-tongued, beastly, and curly-horned companion to Saint Nicholas: Krampus. With his basket to carry bad children to Hell, his chains to bind them, and his switch, or ruten, children of the Alpines have something to dread. But if they are lucky, they will receive candy and small toys from Saint Nicholas on his feast day, Dec. 6.

In the last few years, Krampus has become quite a sensation in English speaking countries and beyond. Generally speaking, no matter where you live, you'll find that Krampusnacht is mostly celebrated with elaborate costumes and a lot of alcohol. 

But beware: Krampus comes from old times, and you never know when or where you will meet him.

Today's story is a special treat for EC readers. I hope you enjoy it. I did. And, if you'd like to read more tales of Krampus, Here are links to World Weaver Press. The first link is for the latest book, He Sees You When He's Creepin': Tales of Krampus. The second is for the first book, Krampusnacht: Twelve Nights of Krampus. Both books are available in paperback and as ebooks. The links to WWP will show you how to buy from a variety of sources. 

Enjoy Krampusnacht and Amanda's story! KW

I’ve always loved my Auntie Kay. She was by far my favorite aunt out of all the aunts that came to visit when I was a little girl. When my least favorite cousin, Maria, teased me and told me I needed to be nicer to everyone, Auntie Kay took the dirty rag she was dusting with and rubbed it in Maria’s face.

“You better be good for goodness’ sake,” Auntie Kay scolded. Maria ran off crying while Auntie Kay and I laughed.

I never liked the side of the family that cousin Maria was from. They dressed alike, sounded alike, and all of them had the same annoying laugh. It was horrible, and cousin Maria was the worst. She had to sleep in my room when they stayed during the holidays. Maria snored, and when she wasn’t snoring, she bored me to tears with stories of how wonderful everything she had was. I asked my mother politely if cousin Maria could sleep on the living room sofa, but I was told to be a good girl and put up with her for a of couple weeks. I wasn’t happy about it, and only Auntie Kay understood how I felt.

“I had a cousin like Maria when I was growing up,” Auntie Kay told me. “She was the biggest nuisance, and I couldn’t wait until she went back home. She grew up and turned out to be Maria’s mother, so I guess it runs in the family.” We laughed at the thought that the same people bothered us, and not everything about family gatherings was fun.

It was always the week before Christmas when all the aunts, uncles, and cousins descended on our house for the annual family reunion. My mother spent weeks in advance getting ready for the event. Even though she planned different activities for each day, every morning leading up to Christmas was the same. She had everyone go outside to sled in the deep snow that surrounded our house while she, along with some of the aunts from her side of the family, stayed inside with Auntie Kay and talked about Auntie Kay’s business. This was a busy time of year for Auntie Kay, and she needed some extra help from the aunts who had a special aptitude for the kind of work that Auntie Kay did.
I wanted to stay with them, but my mother made me go outside with the rest of the family.

“Your cousin Maria needs a girl her age to play with,” she always said. I had to grit my teeth and reluctantly drag my sled outside.
I would roll my eyes when cousin Maria told me how to build the perfect snowman or how I made snowballs wrong. When she took my sled because she thought it was faster than hers, I let her have it, so I didn’t have to sled with her anymore. I waited patiently for the moment I could sneak away from the group. I wanted to peek into the dining room window where Auntie Kay talked to my mother and the other aunts. One time, I saw them going over what looked like long lists written on yellow paper. Another time, it looked like they were doing some craft project with wood. I watched until Auntie Kay saw me and motioned me to go back and play with the rest of the family.
I was glad when those morning meetings were over and my mother called us back inside to warm up with some hot cocoa. Once Auntie Kay’s business talk was done for the day, she was able to spend time with me and also be there when cousin Maria was around.
When Maria told me that my hair looked weird and lumpy, Auntie Kay pointed out that my hairstyle was just like Auntie Kay’s and that our side of the family had a particular type of hair that was unique to us.
When cousin Maria said that my room was too messy for her and she would show me the correct way to clean it up, Auntie Kay told her how great geniuses didn’t have time to put things away neatly and that Maria should mind her own business.
When cousin Maria sang Christmas carols loudly after dinner and I sang along, Maria would stop to tell me I was singing off key because my mouth was too big. Auntie Kay said that my mouth was just the right size, and maybe if Maria sang a little quieter, she would be able to hear that I was singing on key.
Auntie Kay always made me feel special when she stood up for me like that. I felt like a part of her side of the family. My favorite times with her would be on a cold winter’s night before Christmas, when everyone else had gone to bed. The two of us would sit by the fire, and Auntie Kay would brush my long black hair that was like hers and so unlike cousin Maria’s blond hair. She would sing songs in a language I didn’t understand while she brushed. The songs had old words in them which made me think of ancient tangled woods that breathed like I did. When she was done, we would make cards together by the firelight with some of the strange words she spoke on them for me to remember her by. She also taught me a woodworking craft that went back generations in our family while she told stories of the land where she grew up, so far away and so long ago. I could feel her words changing me on the inside in a way that made me stronger, and I became very different from cousin Maria which was a very good thing.
I’m a grown woman now and still travel back to my childhood home for our annual family reunions. Cousin Maria and her side of the family moved far away to some northern city and no longer attend, which is fine with me. Auntie Kay is still there, but moves a little slower. I think the responsibility of the family business is wearing on her, although I still see the same old spark in her green eyes when we talk by the fire on a cold winter’s night after everyone has gone to bed.
I want to surprise her with a special card I made like the ones we used to make together so many years ago. A card that will let her know how much she has taught me through the years. Something to leave in her room for her to find on Christmas morning.
I slip the card inside the envelope and lick it, careful not to cut my long tongue on the edge. Long tongues run on the female side of my family, as do the horns, but the horns can vary in length. I have the shorter ones which can be hidden under the right hairstyle as Auntie Kay has taught me.
I address the envelope in my finest calligraphy: To Auntie K. Rampus - and place it on her pillow.
I have to get ready now. Some aunts from the Rampus side of the family will be meeting soon to help Auntie Kay. It’s a busy time of the year for us. Only special Rampus women, born with the long tongue, can go out to work on a cold winter’s night when the wind whispers the secrets of the naughty ones and the stars light the way to their rooms.
Cousin Maria is always the first stop on my list.
It’s funny how everyone assumes Krampus works alone and is a man.

Amanda's bio: "I am a science fiction/fantasy writer with stories published by Darkhouse Books (Stories from the World of Tomorrow) and World Weaver Press (Frozen Fairy Tales). I love all things pop-culture--paint and write daily--read obsessively--and the interior of my mind looks like vintage fairy-tale-art."


Unknown said...

I love how the story builds up and changes from the past to the future just at the right moment.

Unknown said...

I had a cousin Maria! Her name was Amy. LOL I could relate. What a special holiday story.

Guy S. Ricketts said...

Wonderful version of a Krampus story, flipping the perceived gender script and providing a clever twist on the character. Also a unique perspective, showing the internal workings and background of a Krampus to offset the creature and it's external horrors. Now I am anxious to get my copy and read further stories from this collection.
Very nice work, Amanda.

Gypsy Thornton said...

That's great! I'm glad you shared this one, Kate. Must have been really difficult not to include it in the collection as it's one of those that will stay with you.
Love it Amanda!

Unknown said...

How can I get the Rampus family to adopt me? I want an Auntie Kay! Loved it.

scottieak said...

very nice story. In the beginning, you're wondering, where is this going and where's the Krampus, but it surprises you in the end, just like a Krampus story should.

Kate said...

It was a very creative twist!

Kate said...

I did not see it coming either!

Kate said...

It was hard, but I quickly made the decision to give it the spotlight! I always like Amanda's work.

Kate said...

Oh I hope you'll buy a copy!😁

Kate said...

I always like Amanda's work.

Kate said...

I know. Loved that twist!

Guy S. Ricketts said...

Oh, I am definitely getting my own copy! I look forward to reading the other stories celebrating Krampus 😀

Unknown said...

Never thought of Krampus that way. Great little story. "Cousin Maria is always the first stop on my list" still has me laughing. Put me in the mood for getting the Krampus anthology!

Unknown said...

I liked the generational aspect to the story and the idea that Krampus is a family business run through the female lineage. Well done!

Enchanted Conversation said...

Thank you Subhra, Anne, Guy, Gypsy, Dannie, Shari, and Kim for reading my story and leaving your wonderful comments. It was a really fun one to write, and Kate is an amazing editor. Also check out, HE SEES YOU WHEN HE'S CREEPIN':TALES OF KRAMPUS, for even more delightfully dark, entertaining tales for your Krampus-Holiday-Reading. Happy holidays to you all!

Crash Palace said...

Wonderful crescendo, Amanda! A great build to one cool ending. Well done!

Unknown said...

I'm guessing that the woodworking craft is Krampus' infamous ruten. Inventive point of view on the Krampus legend. Is this story included in the book? Wasn't sure from a previous comment.

Kate said...

It isn't in the book. I held it in reserve as a special promotional story. Amanda is very talented!

Guy S. Ricketts said...

Happy belated Krampusnacht to you, Amanda and Happy Holidays as well!

Lissa Sloan said...

Delightful! I love the concept:)

Unknown said...

My daughter loved this story when I read it to her. You should think about turning it into a children's picture book, Amanda. Thanks for telling me about your story and Enchanted Conversation magazine. It's charming.